Did I miss the porn?

I’m sure that title will garner quite the Google hits.

Oh, wait, my blog already gets those hits.

I don’t know if it’s the name (apparently the superhero Supergirl was quite the pornographic hottie), or my awesome ability to attract oddities. Either way, I get some odd searchers here at the House O’ Super.

Here’s a taste:

A search for my bra shower dancer strip club stage led someone to the post about when I was mauled by a stripper. So did strip club pole pulled on stage. Apparently people are quite concerned about being pulled on stage. Or having showers with their bras at a strip club. Whatever that means.

Several searchers seem concerned with my perils, searching out things like perils of supergirl. Since perils is one of my tags, it links to a few posts. However, I think they were probably searching for the real supergirl…who apparently prefers perils related to bondage and erotica. Because that’s what comes up first when you search that topic. Who knew a superhero could be such a porn star?

There also seem to be an inordinate amount of people interested in bras. Searches like super bras, supergirl bra, sticky bras (that doesn’t sound pleasant at all), pictures of bras, and my favorite super picture in bra sites (the searcher apparently couldn’t settle for a good picture, he/she wanted a super picture!) I’m sure they were all disappointed when they found me lamenting about a lack of suitable strapless bras. Then again, maybe those searchers were looking for the perfect undergarment and my review helped!

It knocks me out how many suggestive searches I get. Even the most innocent sounding have related posts that are oh-so-far from innocent.

If there’s a blogger award for Best Way to Unknowingly Attract Soft Core Porn Addicts, I should be at the top of that nomination list. I’m sure this post – and its subsequent search attractors – will only solidify that nomination.

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5 responses to “Did I miss the porn?

  1. dude. you totally stole my blog idea! For the past three months, I’ve been thinking about blogging about how the key search phrase “arminian pussy” and “guatemala pussy” consistently links back to my blog!

    PS. Thinking about blogging is the new blogging.

  2. ria

    i hardly ever get any funny search terms lol! i wouldn’t think supergirl was very pornographic…see you learn something new every day šŸ™‚

  3. Try writing a post about dinner plate nipples… a year later, and I still get a dozen a day! Some people… šŸ˜‰

  4. I got a hit from a google search for “she’s” the other day. That’s it. “She’s.”

    I got one about fisting Miranda Lambert, which surprised me because I wrote about double-fisting coffee in one post, and about Miranda Lambert like 10 posts later. Who runs that Boolean stuff anyway?

  5. reederscorner

    LOL This post was hilarious!

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